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Biscuit
Golden Retriever, home since 14 March 2026. Full time sock thief, part time good boy.
Bristol, England
The Adventures of a Very Good Boy
Biscuit arrived at eight weeks old weighing almost nothing and convinced he owned the house. Four months later he weighs a great deal more and is still convinced. He learns a new word roughly every week, forgets it during dinner, and greets the postman like a long lost brother. This is his page. Everything about him lives here.
Age
4 months
Weight
12.4 kg
Height
38 cm at the shoulder
Favourite toy
a squeaky rubber duck named Gerald
Top speed
faster than the treat bag
🐾 From coat pocket to full grown chaos01.03.2026 – 01.07.2026
01.03.2026Gotcha day. Came home in a towel, slept the whole car ride, woke up owning everything.
01.03.2026
01.04.2026First proper walk. Was defeated by a single autumn leaf, then befriended it.
01.04.2026
01.05.2026Learned to sit. Uses it exclusively when he already wants to sit anyway.
01.05.2026
01.06.2026First swim at the beach. Barked at the sea, then decided it was the best thing ever.
01.06.2026
01.07.2026Fetch, mostly. He brings the ball back to a spot near you and calls it even.
01.07.2026
LOADING COORDINATES...
The classic head tilt, deployed for maximum snacks
Puppy eyes, patent pending
Post nap, pre chaos
Certified professional at lying in sunbeams
The sock was recovered. He is unrepentant.
House inspection in progress
"He is ninety percent ears and ten percent trouble, and I would not change a single hair.
"Biscuit's human