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Clover
Holland Lop, two years old. Free roams the kitchen, taxes the herb garden daily.
Devon, England
The Softest Tyrant in Devon
Clover weighs about the same as a bag of sugar and runs the household accordingly. She has opinions on the exact freshness of her hay, a strong preference for coriander over parsley, and a nightly ritual of racing laps around the kitchen island for no discernible reason. This page is a quiet record of a gentle, round, thoroughly spoiled rabbit.
Age
2 years
Weight
1.6 kg
Binkies per day
too many to count, all joyful
Favourite herb
fresh coriander, non negotiable
Most active
dawn and dusk, precisely when you want quiet
🌿 Two soft years01.04.2024 – 01.05.2026
01.04.2024Came home at ten weeks, a palmful of ears and not much else.
01.04.2024
01.07.2024Litter trained herself in a weekend and has been quietly smug about it since.
01.07.2024
01.02.2025Was granted free roam of the kitchen. Immediately claimed the spot under the table.
01.02.2025
01.09.2025Discovered the herb garden. The coriander has never fully recovered.
01.09.2025
01.05.2026Fully grown, fully in charge, still fits in two cupped hands.
01.05.2026
The classic loll, ears doing their own thing
Mid nibble, entirely unbothered
A rare moment of stillness on the lawn
"People underestimate rabbits. Then they meet one who does laps at midnight and demands coriander by name.
"Clover's human