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Waffles
Beagle, two years old. A nose with legs. Currently investigating something. Always.
Asheville, North Carolina
The World According to Waffles
A Beagle does not see a neighbourhood. A Beagle smells a novel, updated daily, written by every dog, squirrel, and dropped sandwich that came before. This is Waffles's territory as he understands it: not streets and addresses, but a map of destinations ranked entirely by scent. The route below is sacred. Deviating from it is not an option he will consider.
LOADING COORDINATES...

Off duty, briefly

Mid investigation, do not interrupt

The boop that started it all
"I do not walk the dog. I accompany the dog on his rounds, and I am grateful to be included.
"Waffles's human
